Just now a friend recommended a site to me and I saw this weird ad-like thing at the bottom: "How many people have you slept with? Too many? Too few? Answer a couple questions and we'll tell you how you compare to other people your age." Always interested in the methods websites use to collect such data, I clicked on it, punched in my information and out popped the results:
I feel like it's one of those games on Sesame Street and a muppet should be singing, "Which one of these just doesn't belong?" It shouldn't take you long to find this:
WTF? How does this make any sense whatsoever? Suddenly, my original intentions come back to me: determine collection method. Right. (One temporarily forgets when faced with the crucial task of determining one's own normalcy.) Assuming that the only data they have was given to them, what kind of 22-year-old takes online quizzes more often: frat guys, sorostitutes, or male computer nerds? In order of likeliness, I would probably guess sorostitutes, male computer nerds, and then frat guys. Now, if I am sorely mistaken in this assumption, please enlighten me as to why 22-year-old females are so much sluttier than their male counterparts. Or even if you think I'm right, feel free to make up something much more amusing. I deeply appreciate creativity.Oh, and if you're also interested in data collection methods, take the quiz yourself:
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