Creeps Me Out

So the other day I decided to watch P.S. I Love You. It's probably the only book that every single woman in Moscow has read. I remember seeing the book and the movie everywhere. I was even talking about it with a girl from my work and she said, "I love that movie! I've seen it like 8 times!" It can't be that bad, right? Wrong.

Now, if you have ever heard me talk about movies, you probably know that I'm not usually a very harsh critic. My scale generally starts at "Okay" and goes to "One of My Favorites". So, you'll probably be surprised to hear that I'm giving this movie a low, low 1 star. I actively dislike this movie. It is the definition of a tear-jerker. I don't like movies that toy with you like this. It's just a blatant manipulation of my emotions. Plus, the acting wasn't all that great! Hilary Swank is up to her usual mediocre self, Denny Duquette is horrible with a fake Irish accent, and Phoebe and the Irish husband aren't in it enough to make up for the rest of the awful acting. The only redeeming quality was that Harry Connick Jr. was in it.

You remember Harry Connick Jr., right? From Will and Grace? Aw, man. He was dreamy. I remember thinking that he was a moron in the show for marrying Grace, though. I mean, seriously, why would a hunk like that want to marry a pasty stick with red hair?

Who doesn't have a crush on Will and Grace Harry Connick Jr.? That hair... Those eyes... What a smile...

Then, on the other side of the spectrum, we have Harry Connick Jr. from P.S. I Love You. What a shlub. I know he's supposed to be a good guy who's down on his luck. Even though he's great in the role, he doesn't really even look himself. Just because you wasted away your fortune on hookers doesn't mean you can't be cute. I think the most disturbing part of his appearance, though, is his chin. I mean, look at it! Where did it go??? He certainly used to have a chin...


Did he get like a chin implant or something? If so, he has to have gotten it removed, right? I mean, what else would explain such significant chin loss? But why would one get their chin implant removed? It seems like a stupid decision to me, but I obviously don't have the talent, fame, or accumulated wealth that Harry Connick Jr. does, so what do I know? All I know is that this new look is too creepy for me. I miss the old, sexy, well-groomed, sufficiently-chinned Harry Connick Jr.