Prissy Prancin'

Russian word of the day: panties - трусики (TRUCE-ee-key)

So today I had a dentist appointment. I was really worried that I was going to have a bazillion cavities. (Note: My computer has the word "bazillion" in its dictionary. Ridiculous.) I HAD NONE! Yay! I also went to Bruegger's for the first time since I've moved. IT WAS DELICIOUS. Then I tried to go to the library, but apparently the one by my house isn't open on Mondays. Sad face.

The funniest part of the whole morning was when I was walking from the dentist to Breugger's. There were these two guys behind me and one said he had to get something at the dollar store.
The other one was like, "YOU HAVE TO GET UNDERWEAR AT THE DOLLAR STORE?!"
The first corrected him and said what he actually had to get, and then proceeded to say, "I've tried to buy underwear at the dollar store before, though, and they only have women's. But if I were going to buy women's underwear I would probably buy it there. I mean, wouldn't you?"
The other responded with, "Actually, I think that if I were the type of guy who was cross-dressing, I would probably want something classier than dollar store underwear."
First guy: "I guess you're right. I mean, you'd probably want to shop at Victoria's Secret or something."
Other guy: "Or even classier than that."
First guy: "But, then again, if you're some old guy who lives in Texas and you wear regular clothes just with women's underwear underneath, you'd probably shop at the dollar store for it."
Other guy: "Yeah. If I were some old Texan, then I probably would."
Then they turned down a side street, much to my dismay (and yours, I'm sure). But at least I didn't have to hold back my giggling any longer.

BTW, LISTEN TO THE SONG. (Click on the title of the post, or on the song in the Playlist at the right.) Eagles of Death Metal are definitely one of the best bands out there right now. Every single song on that album is pure gold. GO EODM!